The Daily Slut

Slut-isms for the slutty from an official slut.

Epic Slut Fail:
A true slut knows there’s no such thing as a Walk of Shame. She treats such opportunity as a stroll down the catwalk, all attitude and bold eye contact. Getting some ass is a thing in which to take pride!
January Jones should have her head held high. She’s the one who just got balled hardcore. Leave the shame for the camera-wielding douchebags who hid in the bushes all night. Hopefully getting peed on by dogs and sprayed by skunks.
JJ, wear last night’s smeared makeup and dried semen as if it were a DeBeers tiara. Or at least a necklace from Kay.
Every kiss begins indeed.
Or ends.

Epic Slut Fail:

A true slut knows there’s no such thing as a Walk of Shame. She treats such opportunity as a stroll down the catwalk, all attitude and bold eye contact. Getting some ass is a thing in which to take pride!

January Jones should have her head held high. She’s the one who just got balled hardcore. Leave the shame for the camera-wielding douchebags who hid in the bushes all night. Hopefully getting peed on by dogs and sprayed by skunks.

JJ, wear last night’s smeared makeup and dried semen as if it were a DeBeers tiara. Or at least a necklace from Kay.

Every kiss begins indeed.

Or ends.

Patron Slut of the week-
Ava Gardner!
“There’s only ten pounds of Frank, but there’s 110 pounds of cock.”
A true slut is always willing to brag about good dick when she’s getting it.

Patron Slut of the week-

Ava Gardner!

“There’s only ten pounds of Frank, but there’s 110 pounds of cock.”

A true slut is always willing to brag about good dick when she’s getting it.