Epic Slut Fail:
A true slut knows there’s no such thing as a Walk of Shame. She treats such opportunity as a stroll down the catwalk, all attitude and bold eye contact. Getting some ass is a thing in which to take pride!
January Jones should have her head held high. She’s the one who just got balled hardcore. Leave the shame for the camera-wielding douchebags who hid in the bushes all night. Hopefully getting peed on by dogs and sprayed by skunks.
JJ, wear last night’s smeared makeup and dried semen as if it were a DeBeers tiara. Or at least a necklace from Kay.
Every kiss begins indeed.
Slutty is as slutty does.
Fucking a fat dude is kind of nice.
It’s like banging a woman with a dick.
A true slut never sucks dick to get ahead.
She does it for fun.